Simpsons quote of the week

Episode 1F20: Secrets of a Successful Marriage

Homer: Oh, and how is "education" supposed to make me feel smarter?
             Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old
             stuff out of my brain.  Remember when I took that home wine-
             making course and I forgot how to drive?
Marge: That's because you were drunk!
Homer: And how.